These are the ways to taking a successful dump!! :P
Step 1: squat on toilet
Step 2: sqeeze (as hard as you can)
Step 3: Let it plop ( make sure it makes it in the toilet!!)
Step 4: Wipe away brown droppings from butt cheecks so you won't be wallking around with chocolate between your cheecks!
Step 5: Pull diaper up and other cloths if your are wearing any!
Step 6: Wash hands WARNNG: they nay be stinky!!
Step 7: (Optional) flush toilet
Now I want you to know i am not serious!!! That would be creepy LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Just having fun here!!
