Offical Spam Thread

I hope you moderators don't mind, but this is something that i had from my old forum and it was a blast.
It was the only thread that allowed spaming for fun and to chat about random stuff. The thread went up to 5000 post in 300 pages and still going as we speak, and I missed having fun in it. So, I wanted to bring it here, if you dont mind.
If you moderators don't like it, then go ahead, lock it or delete it.
sPaM!