jokes,riddles,and puzzles

[Torqito]

blastjamyo you and other people have told me millions of times i know...

Lost Wife

I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"
The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

[aaaphil]

haha that a funny one

[Torqito]

thanks it was actully my dads. Do you think you guys could handle a really discusting one? if so tell me.

The Robbery

One day a guy walks into a bank with a ski mask,a bag,and a gun. he walks up to the desk and say's "Give me all the money" once all the money was in the bag he points the gun at a man and says "did you see me rob this bank?" he reply was of course "yes" he kills him he asks the same thing and points the gun at a women and her reply was "yes" he dose it again to another man but this time his answer was "no but my wife did!"