Mr. Bean Jokes

[Mihanaflower]

JOKES

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain
tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know
the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:


Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man
marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4
poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is
it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a
horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Beancrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an
elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on
the escalator for 3 hrs.


9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of
successful....is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Please read and have fun!!!!

Note: I didn't own or make any of these jokes. I just received them as an e-mail from someone I know.

[aaaphil]

hahha to funny
mr bean is really dum

[Coolgindara]

ya dum man he got crazy in real life too for the films!

[clubpenguinmad123itscool]

HA HA very funny (not sarcastic)

[Monkey Boy]

Originally Posted by Mihanaflower

JOKES

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain
tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know
the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:


Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man
marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4
poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is
it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a
horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Beancrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an
elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on
the escalator for 3 hrs.


9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of
successful....is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Please read and have fun!!!!

Omg I love mr bean I watched the movie of it (Imao!)

[nikki_109576]

ha ha that is so funnny! where did u get them? did u make them up ur slef? and thx for posting! soooo funny!