My Awesome Poem.

[eduardo]

I wanted to mess with my friend, whose name was Antonio, so the poem I shared in Literature class was for him.

There once was a pony.
His name was Tony!
When he sat on his favorite chair,
He sadly noticed he lost all of his hair.

If any of you got funny poems, feel free to post them!

[Chocolate123]

Lol nice ed. Poor tony.
Their once was a man named stan
he was known as the pancake man
He was a rather good dresser
because his mom was a proffesser
and thats the story of stan the pancake man!

Then also, I have
Their once was a man from kentucky
whos name was mr unlucky
when his favorite pet beagle
got attacked by a eagle
he became known as mr unlucky!


DOn't you love mine? Their lymrics that are suppossed too rythme and have rythem

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Lol nice... That was epik >_<

I made a short thing... idk if you'd call it a peom, more of a rhyme but what ever...

There once was a man named Fred.
One day he fell on his head.
He went to lay in his bed.
The next day Fred was dead.

[kingkid]

There once was a man who had a long beard.
Everyone said he was strange and weird.
He was very, very, very feared.
But then one day his beard was sheared.
The town's people jumped and cheered.
They beat him, and punched him until he was reared.
He was put in a car where he had to steer.
While the others celebrated with wine and beer.
They then said "Stop right here!"
But he didint stop for he thought it was mere.
So they said "Can't you hear!!!"
So when this happened they attacked him like lion and deer.

thx thx thx you very much!!! kingkid has left the building!!!!!! (I think)

[Hnk999]

Ha ha, I like these. ^.^

[My Red Scissors]

Sad, sad Tony. I like the other poems too. I'm not a very good poet at all. So i'm not gonna type up one. D:

[Sonic Forever]

Lol, nice poem. Poor tony is right! King kid, your poem is funny too!

[Clank]

There once was a pony.
His name was Tony!
When he sat on his favorite chair,
He sadly noticed he lost all of his bears.

Hehe, one minor adjustment and I can call it mine. Copywright FTW!

[zapper903]

Originally Posted by Clank

There once was a pony.
His name was Tony!
When he sat on his favorite chair,
He sadly noticed he lost all of his bears.

Hehe, one minor adjustment and I can call it mine. Copywright FTW!

epic fail....that poem was by ed...you just changed 1 thing -.- ............. haha ed nice ;D and hahaha Fred is dead XDDD

[Hnk999]

I'd type a funny poem but that's just not the type of poems I write. I'll look one up online. *finds one* Oh, I've read this one before. Actually, I heard it in song version. ^.^

I Am My Own Grandpa

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I got married to a widow
Pretty as could be.
This widow had a grow-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma, too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

*shrugs* The person who posted it didn't know who it was by. DARN, I'm still typing in purple. -_-