Ha Ha...funny, weird story

[Pinky truc]

LOL this is so funny and what time does he sleep?

[Jweezy]

He goes to sleep somewhere around 7:30 or 7:45. I forgot to mention that he is in fifth grade!!!

~Jweezy~

[natalie12343]

thats so koolio! poor bob, he takes so long to put his clothes on yet he puts them on all wrong!! lol. thats funni, i like it. lol, he takes 30 minutes to put on socks...hehehe.

[Jweezy]

I am soo glad that I am not Bob!! Unlike Bob, I have a brain and I use it...laughing out loud!!!!!! :-)

~Jweezy~

[katt_1997]

ok i would hate to be Bob

[jakejkjaw]

Originally Posted by Jweezy

Once upon a time there lived a boy named BillyBob. (Bob for short) Bob was always made fun of because of his name. But Bob didn't care. He would go to school and be a the crazy, weird, freaky, weird, crazy, freaky person that he is. But Bob also gets made fun of because this is his daily routine.

Here is a list of Bob's dail routine:

1:00 a.m.) Wake Up
1:30 a.m.) Brush teeth
2:00 a.m.) Put on undershirt
2:30 a.m.) Put on shirt
3:00 a.m.) Put on shoes
3:30 a.m.) Put on socks
4:00 a.m.) Put on jeans
4:30 a.m.) Put on underwear
5:00 a.m.) Go back to sleep
6:00 a.m.) Wake up...again
6:15 a.m.) Ride trycicle to school

...and then he gets made fun of.

This is what Bob does when he gets home from school:

1.) Go to friends house
2.) Play baseball
3.) Accidently lose ball in the graveyard
4.) Go inside graveyard
5.) Get kidnapped by a dead zombie-thingy
6.) Get unkidnapped by a dead zombie-thingy
7.) Find ball
8.) Run around
9.) Lose breath
10.) Tries to find breath
11.) Finds breath
12.) Try to eat breath
13.) Goes home
14.) Eat Santa Claus and Barney for dinner
15.) Brush teeth
16.) Go to sleep

...and then he starts all over again.

(Please do not make rude commets about this story...if it is bad, please do not be mean to me about it...just post nice things to me...please!)

~Jweezy~

best funniest story ever!

[pokemonfan71]

that was so funny!

[mikiboy86]

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[Jweezy]

Mikiboy86 do not give out passwords and usernames. Do not spam please!

~Jweezy~

[mikiboy86]

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