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[quote=eurytion;90995]Lumberjackman whas eating a big bowl of squid when a moose came and murderd him so a decetive came and it became a diner murder mystery,the detective said to everybody to come but the plumber didn't want to because he wouldn't want the poor lumberjak's house to smell old poo-poo so instead he went to the municipal library and he started to read an Oprah Winfrey Magazine and noticed an awesome advertisement about man eating turtles, so he went to take some scissors but than edward scicorhands came and cut him in half.Afterwards, plumber guy was still alive and sued Johnny Depp because he was being a weenie, so now Johnny Depp is is Prison eating edward scicorhands scisor nails, but the sad thing is that he has to go potty in a little hole and shower in a mud shower wth potatoes and hams who was eating some raw cows and burgers made of gold which is pretty groes right cause he liked pie abnd ate it, but that raw cow made him die of grossness and some other stuff, So Johnny Depp is in heaven with lumberjakmen eating squid and choked and his face was green So he called Mcdonald's to have a BIG MAC. After that he went to get a job and he found out it was AT WAL MART! whith rh and went to the Krusty Krab to steal one of Spongebobs shoes so they could go to the real world and pretend 2 be spongebbo to trick some kids but they beat him up and then said IM SRY IM SRY. Then lt. chewit got a Pet PANDA named peter the panda and played with the kids while lumberjackman was st the hospital and playing Mario Bros. Brawl, and he is also watching Oprah Winfrey, then after that he started to cry because all the sad stories on Tv.Then he found out he was OK and went to return spongebob's shoes and frown and pout cause he was bored and said"now what" and astounded when he heard a reply saying "what now" and said COPIER and the voice said "MIMICKER" (lol) and he :O and utter loudly "Who the heck!?!!!!" and the voice of course said "Heck the who!?!??!!!" LOL hahah!!! and then he wen to watch lax and he got bored so he killed himself. Then, he came back from the dead and looked UGLY. ( I mean, if you came back from underground, you wouldn't look so great either) Than, he joined an evil army of Zombies and tried to get World Domination over all beings. but then he stopped because he forgot to brush his teeth so he went to his house who was at like 2 hour from there and he to bed and the next day he was feeling feverish. He stayed in bed and then after he was healthy again, he joined the Zombies on a march to South Africa. But he tripped and can't walk anymore and he was left behind and pout when the COPIER came back toup and said "whaddup? whaddup?", then the Copier sat on him. then he said "who are you? why did you somehow looked like me except your face was twisted and he was MAD! He got so mad he ran around the world and came back and rheumatism attact his feet. Then he died again, and came back from the dead, again. but we was now a wolf and scared more kids but hunters shot him and leave his now-polka-dots-but-still-alive-body.Then he pulled out a coffin and lay there 15 dead rat and then putted some bacterias on the rat. and sneeze three times and then he started to fell weird so he sat down but he falled into a big hole and his butt hurts like he*l then he gets up and stats running into a tree and climbed it but then he saw a chicken in the sky and it pooed on him which made him eat calamari from texas. Then he found a snake. and he ate it, then he found out it ros. Brawl, and he is also watching Oprah Winfrey, then after that he started to cry because all the sad stories on Tv.Then he found out he was OK and went to return spongebob's shoes and frown and pout cause he was bored and said"now what" and astounded when he heard a reply saying "what now" and said COPIER and the voice said "MIMICKER" (lol) and he :O and utter loudly "Who the heck!?!!!!" and the voice of course said "Heck the who!?!??!!!" LOL hahah!!! and then he wen to watch lax and he got bored so he killed himself. Then, he came back from the dead and looked UGLY. ( I mean, if you came back from underground, you wouldn't look so great either) Than, he joined an evil army of Zombies and tried to get World Domination over all beings. but then he stopped because he forgot to brush his teeth so he went to his house who was at like 2 hour from there and he to bed and the next day he was feeling feverish. He stayed in bed and then after he was healthy again, he joined the Zombies on a march to South Africa. But he tripped and can't walk anymore and he was left behind and pout when the COPIER came back toup and said "whaddup? whaddup?", then the Copier sat on him. then he said "who are you? why did you somehow looked like me except your face was twisted and he was MAD! He got so mad he ran around the world and came back and rheumatism attact his feet. Then he died again, and came back from the dead, again. but we was now a wolf and scared more kids but hunters shot him and leave his now-polka-dots-but-still-alive-body.Then he pulled out a(n)was poisenus.... so he through it up in the air because blastjamyo spelled "threw " wrong then his english teacher came out and scolded him,and he freaked out, after a few moments, he ran away, and he got lost and did not know what to do. So, he freaked out and kept screaming out "HELP! HELP!", He flew to Canada and went and got some calamari and then flew to Mexico and got sick of te stupidity disease, so he flew to Paris and got some clothes.....that was all chicken costumes, then people chased him and then he ended up buying KFC in his chicken clothes! and eat it, but it tasted funny, be cause he thought it was chicken but i was a wooper from bk then as he ran some more he grabed a sign and stood there and every one ran past him for a 5 dollar hot and ready pizza and then droped the sign and ran