well mainly because i didn't know what other fourm to put it in i mean what fourm do you put jokes in?
The Trucker And The Preist
One day this trucker is driving on a route from new york to toronto and usually when he is driving he likes to swerve and hit laywers who happen to be hitch hiking.
so one day he sees a preist hitch hiking, being the religious man that he is, decides to pick him up.
after about two hours he forgets that the priest is even there and proceeds to hit a laywer he sees. As he is just about to hit him he realises who is beside him and straightens himself back on the road.
much to his dismay he still hears a thump so he turns to the priest and says
"Please forgive me father."
The preist turns to him and replies,
"It is alright, I got him with my door.