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Originally Posted by aaaphil
cool but if you star running out just type on google jokes ,riddles
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good advise but still my dad has lots of friends and they email him jokes also i found this website and it has lots of jokes but i'll only use it if i run out of jokes myself and tunog i didn't know what fourm it should be in so i just put it in genaral discusion...(edited) ok tha jokes are too long so im going to have to post some of them in comments...
The Tea Party
When I was a toddler, someone had given me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!"
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.
She watches him drink it up and then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"
Creation
A man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
Blonde electronics
(do not read if you have blonde hair and dont like blonde jokes)
a blond walks into an electronics store walks up to the clerk points to a corner and says "can I buy that t.v. in the corner?" his reply was "sorry we don't serve blonds." angrey she went home died her hair black came back and did the same thing again the clerk says "sorry we don't serve blonds." determined she gose home and dies her hair red went to the electronic store asked a
differant clerk and asked again "can I buy that t.v." his reply "sorry we don't serve blonds" confused and puzzled she asks "how did you know i was a blonde?" he points to the corner and says "thats a microwave"