all of thease are from my sister...
1) we are watching an animal program, they have named the lions bill and ben... (flowerpot men lol)... my sister "The one thing i don't understand is... how do they know their names are bill and ben?" lol
2) you wont understand this if you don't know where babys come from... i sadly do

its sick. Sister="Where do babys come from?" dad="an egg... it gets fer..." sister="wait... is it hard boiled?" dad="uhhh well..." lol